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Yes, you too can celebrate yesterday’s historic inauguration with your very own “Attack Obama” action figure.  Thanks to a crack team of Japanese toy designers, the Obama Action figure will soon be available,  fully-posable and with an array of weaponry including this samurai sword:

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Samurai Obama ... straight from Japan

Thankfully the arsenal includes more modern weaponry like a SAW and a Shotgun so that he can fight modern terr’rists a la Bush, and even a real woodcrafted stool and microphone so he can do stand-up comedy a la Carrot-Top.  Hey, that Obama’s a versatile guy.

Here’s the original page translated into English.  Hopefully these hit the local K-Mart soon.