I can see it now: “During the day, Mary conceals routinized operating expenses as off-the-books capital investments and accrues debt from tax-sheltered off-shore subsidiaries. By night she casts aside her HP-12C and lets her hair down, working her own magical numbers in the night clubs of the Beltway. Her turn-ons include balanced annuities and hedge funds. Her turn offs are capital gains taxes, broken paper shredders, and the SEC.”
I guess if Playgirl can have a special FDNY issue…
-Ian.