CableCos to Consumers: Urination = Breach of Contract

—— Forwarded Message From: “Owen Byrne” Date: Thu, 2 May 2002 18:54:00 -0300 To: “Fork [at] Xent [dot] Com” Subject: Tivo is Theft

I like this little article (from 2600.com).

I’m sure DMCA 2 will require cable subscribers to install cable-enabled bathroom door locks so that they are only open when there is not a commercial on your television. (thus preventing you from committing theft).

Owen