Palin | Ian Andrew Bell https://ianbell.com Ian Bell's opinions are his own and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Ian Bell Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:14:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8 https://i0.wp.com/ianbell.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/cropped-electron-man.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 Palin | Ian Andrew Bell https://ianbell.com 32 32 28174588 Is Levi Johnston outplaying Sarah Palin? https://ianbell.com/2009/08/12/is-levi-johnston-ouplaying-sarah-palin/ https://ianbell.com/2009/08/12/is-levi-johnston-ouplaying-sarah-palin/#comments Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:04:13 +0000 https://ianbell.com/?p=4929 Sarah Palin’s greatest gift to popular culture (among many) might just well be Levi Johnston.  His cause celebre has been taken up by D-List genius Kathy Griffin.  For such a comedian the spectacle of a rube among the Hollywood elite, unprepared as he remains for the spotlight, is irresistible.  The two apparently followed up a joint appearance at the Teen Choice Awards by co-hosting Larry King Live. Video Below:

Hopefully someday soon we can start laughing with the poor guy, rather than at him.  With good management he could parlay his high profile dumping by the Palin family into some great entertainment, which would be just as well since according to GQ the guy’s notoriety is preventing him from getting a job in beautiful Wasilia.  In the meantime, the western world’s curiosity about him is peaking probably because of its direct parallel to the rise of Sarah Palin — a long-bomb which nearly catapulted a folksy uber-religious small town mayor into direct control over the world’s largest military arsenal.

He possesses one thing that Sarah Palin does not:  within his naivety, a certain nobility prevails.  And with it, a certain dignity that still gives him the opportunity to feign afterglow on CNN with a notorious, self-confessed media whore.  We may come to laugh right along with Levi long before we stop laughing at Sarah Palin.  At least Levi is well aware of what he is, and what he isn’t.

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Sarah Palin, as interpreted by William Shatner https://ianbell.com/2009/07/28/sarah-palin-as-interpreted-by-william-shatner/ https://ianbell.com/2009/07/28/sarah-palin-as-interpreted-by-william-shatner/#comments Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:45:31 +0000 https://ianbell.com/?p=4896 1076974504On “This Week in Sarah Palin”, Sarah Palin’s extremely odd final speech as the governor of Alaska Sunday was interpreted by Master Thespian William Shatner for Conan O’Brien last night.  Genius.  You’re the man, Bill.  With the loss of this kind of leadership in America, no wonder whales are impaling themselves on innocent cruise ships harmlessly traveling the inside passage.

… and here’s the actual speech from which this iambic pentameter was excerpted:

Well, maybe I’m right about Sarah Palin.  Now returning to watching the evil media exert its power to influence and informing the electorate, don’tchaknow.  At least she hired a speech writer this time.

UPDATE *** NBC in their infinite wisdom deleted this fantastic promotion of their new Tonight Show from YouTube, invoking a cat & mouse game with the evil demons of the interweb … I’ll try to update this with working versions over the next few days.  There is also, of course, a version on Hulu that is only available to Merkins.

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