Okay, maybe you didn’t hear it here first, but El Reg reported yesterday that someone among a crowd of “well-wishers” in Albania stole George Bush’s wristwatch as he glad-handed the throngs. Apparently embarrassed Secret Service agents can now bid for the watch on eBay. I’m just happy to be able to gloat. Watch the video and play “Where’s Waldo” with the kids at home.

** note: no one named Waldo is known to be responsible for this deplorable act of wrist-terrorism.